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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. But I found Wife 1.0 installs into all other programs. Monday night football 5.3 no longer runs. Coming home whenever I want no longer works. Please help.

Answer from Tech Support: This is a common problem. Many do not understand Wife 1.0 isn’t an Utilities Program but an  Operating System – it runs everything. We suggest you read the operations manual. Enter the command C:\ Apologize. Wife 1.0 is a great program but has high maintenance fees. Buy additional software: Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 3.1.

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. I soon noticed unexpected changes in my software limiting access to wardrobe and jewelry applications. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs either.

Answer:  This is a very common problem. Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an Entertainment Package. Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. You cannot purge Husband 1.0 from your hard drive. To activate a reboot enter command C:\ thoughtyoulovedme. Sometimes you need to run Tears 6.2 entering this command. Do not install Mother-In-Law 1.0. This will cause selective shut-down.

There is always a bit of truth in sarcasm. Marriage is a complicated relationship. If you are married, be thankful for the spouse God has gifted to you. A good marriage is not necessarily finding the right partner but being the right partner. You can’t change your spouse, but you can change you. Above all things learn to please God, 2 Cor 5:9, “We make it our goal to please him.”