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October 11 2019

A Moment With Pastor Fred

10/11/19

Mary and I do our best to proof-read the bulletin each week. It’s funny how we can both read it – several times and then catch a mistake once its printed. However, I shared with her some actual (that’s what I was told) bulletin bloopers. Scripture says laughter is like good medicine so feel free to take a dose here.  

“The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Saturday.”

“Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 pm.  Please use the back door.”

“For those who have children and don’t know it – we have a nursery downstairs.”

“The ladies of the Missions Fellowship will be casting off clothing of every kind in the church basement.”

“This being Easter, Mrs. Baxter will come forward to lay an egg on the altar.”

“Morning Sermon:  Contemporary Issue #3:  Euthanasia.  The closing song:  Take My Life.”

“During the absence of our pastor we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when Rev Stubbs supplied the pulpit.”

Hope you had a good chuckle. 

 

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